{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}

{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?","punchline":"No, cows go moo.","id":12}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Hey, wanna hear a joke?","punchline":"Parsing HTML with regex.","id":395}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}

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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}

{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}

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