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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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Marcus Paul Davis, is an American professional mixed martial artist and former professional boxer who is perhaps best known for competing in the UFC. A professional MMA competitor from 2003 until 2014, Davis also competed for Bellator MMA, the MFC, the Cage Fury Fighting Championships, and was a contestant on The Ultimate Fighter 2.
"}{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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Alistair Malcolm George Slowe is an English former footballer.
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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