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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}